DVD's

Ever wondered what type of DVD's Wendy and I watch and have bought - No I didn't think you would have - heres the list anyway.

And then... some wise words

• Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
• I saw a woman wearing a shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
• I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
• Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
• I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
• I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
• I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
• There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*thead's.
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
• I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
• Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
• How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
• Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
• Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
• Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
• Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mum's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been"

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